I don't know if this will work or not, I will list what I need, and ya'll give them to me and I will fill it out in the order they are posted.

The title of this one is
Amusement Parks

I need

noun
article of clothing
adjective
adjective
noun
plural noun
noun
adjective
typle of food
type of liquid
part of the body
plural noun
plural noun
animal
noun

(And don't just use all dirty words!)

noun -hotdog
article of clothing -thong
adjective-Damp
adjective-round
noun-hampster
plural noun-women
noun-man
adjective-large
typle of food- beef
type of liquid- beer
part of the body- vagina
plural noun- magots
plural noun- fishes
animal-pony
noun-bed

look i kept it clean!!

you weren't supposed to do them all but ok!

here it is

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer hotdog. When you get there you can wear your thong and go for a swim. And ther are lots of damp things to eat. You can start off with a round-dog on a hampster with mustard, relish and women. Then you can have a buttered ear of man with a nice large slice of beef and a big bottle of cold beer. When you are full, it's to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your vagina. Other amusent park rides are the bumper cars, which have little maggots that you drive and run into other fishes, and the merry-go-round where you can sit on a big pony and try to grab the gold bed as you ride past it!

That was pretty good, and you did keep it clean I am proud!

Here is the next one

Bull fighting

adjective
geographcal location
noun
spanish word
article of clothing
same article of clothing
adjective
adjective
part of the body
another spanish word
plural noun
exclamation
adjective
plural noun

its funn to do the whole thing

adjective-aroused
geographcal location-Misti's house
noun- sink
spanish word- uno
article of clothing- panties
same article of clothing-panties
adjective-angry
adjective-crispy
part of the body-toenail
another spanish word- loco
plural noun-doves
exclamation-JESUS!!!
adjective-hairy
plural noun -

you left out a plural noun at the bottom, so i will make one, pictures

Bullfighting is an aroused sport wich is very popular in Misti's house. A bullfighter is called a matador, and his equipment consists of a long sharp sink called an Uno and a bright red panties. He waves his panites at teh bull which makes the bull angry and causes him to charge. The matador then goes through a series of crispy maneurvs to avoid getting caught on the bull's toenails. If the matador kills the bull, the specatators yell Loco and throw their doves into the ring. If the bull wins, they yell Jesus and call for another matador. Bullfighting is a very hairy sport but it will never be popular in American because Amercians don't believe in cruelty to pictures.



Ok next one
Bowling


place
adjective
plural noun
adjective
noun
number
funny noise
another funny noise
noun
plural noun
noun
noun
part of the body

place alley
adjective huge
plural noun balls
adjective hairy
noun girl
number 866
funny noise fart
another funny noise squeak
noun pin
plural noun turds
noun hampsters
noun cats
part of the body penis


dont leave these things open to me

oh hell misti i ddin;t think anyone was gonna post in this, and i don't kknow where hte book is, i will have to look for it!

get to looking post monger!

ok i found the book, took me long enough!

Bowling

Almost every community in america now has a bowling alley because bowling has become very huge with young balls. Most of them become very harit at the game./ The main object of hte game is to roll a heavy bowling girl down the alley and knock down the 866 pins which are at the other end. If you knock them down it one roll it's called a fart. If it takes two rolls it's called a squeak. Many alleys have automatic pin setters. Others hire turds who set the pins by hampsters. THe most important thing to remember when bowling is to make sure you have a good grip on the cats or you're liable to drop it on your penis!




ok here is the next one,
A visit to the zoo

plural noun
plural noun
adjective
type of liquid
animal (plural)
adjective
funny noise
adjective
plural noun
animal
another animal
part of the body
plural noun
adjecctive

boooo,,, i am too tired to thism some one else needs to take a turn

i don't think anyone else wants to play

I just noticed this...I'll play!
pl. noun-hats
pl. noun-flowers
adj.-glittery
liquid-orange juice
animal pl.-giraffes
adj.-slimy
noise-"thud"
adj.-large
pl. noun-sunglasses
animal-whale
animal-mouse
body part-belly button
pl. noun-telephones
adj.-curly
Sorry for all the abbreviations-it's easier for me that way -- hope this one turns out to be funny! (The bowling one was hilarious!)
~Davidf

well now i gotta find the book again! i will post it as soon as i found the book, lol

okay after much looking and making a horrible mess i found the book!Zoos are places where wild hats are kept in pens or cages so that flowers can come and look at them. There are two zoos in New York one in the Bronx and one in Glittery park. The park zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling orange juice. You will see several giraffes swimming in the pond and eating fish. When it is feeding time all of the animals make slimy noises. The elephant goes thud, and the turtledoves go eeek. In one part of the zoo there are large gorillas who love to eat sunglasses. In another building there is a spotted African whale that is so fast it can outrun a mouse. But my faovrite animal is the hippotmas. It has a huge belly button and eats fifty pounds of telephones a day. You would never that technically it's nothing but an oversized curly pig!That one was funny! I had to add another funny noise though, and the abbreviations are fine.i will post a new one shortly

Ok
Little Leauge BaseBall
I need

pluaral noun
plural noun
number
number
noun
adjective
plural noun
adjective
adjective
part of the body
noun
occupation (plural)
Person in room (i guess just use someone from here)

you are such a post whore... 3 posts!!!! BOOO!!! cheater

plural noun hats
plural noun sacks
number three
number seven
noun grass
adjective shiny
plural noun horses
adjective rubbery
adjective sticky
part of the body hand
noun flower
occupation (plural) glassblower
Person in room (i guess just use someone from here) legion

Did I do this right?

Many future Big leagues Baseball Hats, are being trained in LIttle League today. The little leagues are just like the big league sacks, excpet that the players are all between 3 and 7 years old. When a grass goes out for a little league team, he is given shiny tests in fielding fast horses and in hitting. He can either play in the rubbery field. Or if he has a good throwing hand he can be a pitcher or catcher. If he cant' do anything he can sit on the flower. But no matter what position he plays a little leauger learns to work with his fellow glassblowers. If you play with a little league team, who know you may become a famous Big League player like Legion!

You did it right, glad someone came back and answered one