okay so this is my 4000th post. and the crowd rejoiced. (sarcastic tone) yay!

well i have been around here for too many years so i guess it was only inevitable that i get to 4000 eventually.

Not being one for post counts, I still thought it would be a good idea to mark my 4000th post and to also ask the man with the plan around here if it is possible to add a user word count feature to the site?

This would probally be too resource intensive on such a large site, if at all possible, but I would find it an interesting thing to know rather than post count.

Other than that Thanks Adam for providing and thanks to all my friends old and new. its been worth it all. honest. you can trust me. just look at my innocent face

Daaaaaang, that's a lot of posts :) I've been here a wee bit longer than you and have less than a thousand! Are you top poster yet? I'm gonna check.

yay for P! :woot:

This is my 4,000 post!!!


Oh, and I'm moving this to Celebrations...

Rigor and Mystic Goth,
Wow! 4,000 posts!! You two should be proud! And Rigor, I like that idea of having a word count. It would be hard to keep track of, but it would distinguish between those who just post a sentence or make a good, lengthy discussion. It might also help in figuring out who is "wasting words" with long diatribes.
~Davidf

Congrats to you both!

nah its been a long time since I was top poster though if things did work by word count then I think I may be a bit ahead of the crowd. I always have been a bit long winded :D

Nicely moved. Well I celebrated hard for the both of us 4000 mark posters last night. its now 2pm and I can still feel the throb of too many whiskeys. twas a good night and theres talk of more whiskey tonight, though im not sure I can face it for three days in a row. Especially since I have a beer festival to attend one day this coming week. damn its a hard life but I suppose someones got to do it.

You drink for the two of us My Lord, and I'll do the smoking.

Great! Ill get the matches. its been a long time since Ive set one of my minions on fire

LOL well congratulations on the both of you! You're both official post whores haha

Now theres 5k to work towards!

yeah we are not quite the whore you are kate. nudge nudge ... wink wink

I wanna be a whore just like Katidid. She's my idol.

was it you with the roaring demon animated av from ages ago? I'd seen that face and run in fear! :P

Maybe mistress Katiedincumpoo could teach you?

at duende im surprised you still remember that avatar. That was me on a good day :D I think I might have to revive that attractive picture

what the poopers are you guys on?!

I'm a fookin angel, me.

Is that the smell of burnt wings Kate?

okay just for you duende. heres a good quality picture of me on a good day.

You are really selling yourself short Paulie. You look much worse than that!

awwwwww!! thank you dear. you say the kindest things to me. I could almost learn to like you.

Almost doesn't count, and stop insulting me!

Fuck you! why the hell should I?

Why the hell should you fuck me? Is that what you are asking?

no buts its as good a question as any, so ill hold on for a few seconds for your reply

Because I'm a cutie-pie?

well yeah I do like having all my fingers in the pie.

Pie is a wonderful thing to eat. It tastes so good. Especially with whipped cream

oh yeah and a bit of caramel aswell.

And don't forget the nuts. I like lots of nuts.

now nuts I can give you. do you like them salted?

reservation is here, be back in a minute

what a whole minute? you better not be telling me porky pies

I'm back. Well, I was until the phone rang again. Its about that time of day when people are pulling off the roads to go get a hotel room...

how damn inconsiderate of them! do they not realise that im trying to hit 100 posts in one day? do what we do at the pub and put up the no vacancies sign. :D

I wish I could. But then I would have no job, no place to live, I would lose my car, and I would have to come be your sex slave just to be able to eat.

i dont think paulie would say no to that though..

I never say no. i just wonder why anyone would be so desperate. but then its not my place to question other peoples stupidity. anyway me and amanda both realised earlier we had morals these days and such behaviour just wont do.

Morals suck! Nobody should have to live with them.

Agreed. Morals are pesky, and yet I can't seem to bring myself to ignore them. Argh!

I know right?!?! I can never ignore them enough to suit me.

yeah I know what you mean. the moral about not fucking sluts on tuesdays is really getting me down, especially since thats church meetings and theres some really hot looking choir boys who keep giving me that look. BTW Ive recently joined the catholic church so my morals are above reproach

I'm just really not buying that one My Lord... I bet I could make your morals take a swirl down the road to the porcelin god.

Now that is one God I invest in rather heavily these days. If only i had more money so that I could contribute more to the porcelin god. alas I normally dont have enough cash being nothing but a scally